Please Help!

Dear World,

The Lovely Ms. Jenna Fischer (Pam Beesly) is being held hostage by Mr. Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute). Please Help Save her by going to see Rainn Wilson new movie, The Rocker, which will be release in theather August 20.

Below is part of the Ransom note...

Hey there Jenna's MySpacers!

My name is Rainn Wilson and I've kidnapped the lovely Jenna, put her, bound, in the trunk of my firebird and logged onto her MySpace to send out this bulletin.

To free America's sweetheart, Pam Beesly, one half of the magic which is 'Jam', you must attend my new movie, 'The Rocker', which opens August 20th.
As soon as the film grosses 18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.

For more info and to see some videos and proof that she is still alive, visit. www.freejennanow.com

Hurry Up and go and see this movie.

Goodbye World,

The Office Dunderhead :)