Dear World,
Today’s quote
is from Phyllis’ Wedding…
The Schrutes have their own traditions. We usually marry standing in our own graves. It makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.--Dwight
from "The Injury"
Dwight: Constructing a home-made cast? Genius. Filled with foresight. Like in the pioneer times, if you lost a leg, they would then use the bone of the leg for a cane. They wasted nothing.
from Season 1
Dwight:there are a HUGE number of yeast infections in this county. ... probably.. because we're down-river... from that old bread factory."
Goodbye,
The Office Dunderhead :)
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